Apre Diem, a note to my in-town friends
For those friends of mine who work like wandering nomads with laptops, here’s a tip… (if you don’t know me you should move on to other things. Everyone knows I am full of B.S.)
Apre Diem
- The patio is always pleasant and a decent in-town view (lots of trees)
- WiFi isn’t the fastest but always available
- Music is never annoying (and sometimes awesome)
- They have excellent gourmet coffees
- They have excellent food
- They have beer
- They have high Gravity beer
- SO close to everything
- Prices are reasonable
- Did I mention High Gravity Beer?
Now, Power outlets are limited. And if I find you in my seat, You’ll have to roshambo me for it. I go first.
The only drawback would be the occasional smoker. Every now and again you get some bone head who still thinks smoking makes him/her look cool even though it really makes them look like a complete dumb-ass lacking intelligence, self control or self esteem. Usually it encourages me to listen to their phone calls where I wonder why the person on the other line doesn’t tell them what a waste of energy, not to mention oxygen, they really are. Its not that smoking makes you bad (ok, it does, but not cool bad), its that smoking is a coffee shop patio is similar to pleasuring yourself in your high school bathroom. Yeah… I’ll bet that brought back some harsh memories! Stop smoking on my patio, you dufuss.
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