So I was perusing the internet with very poor focus and landed upon a poem that made me laugh. If you keep blogs, you'll appreciate it:
(...I don't know what the copyright deal is with blog posts.. so I copied it in entirety and linked back. It is the work of someone named ming mong)
http://www.r3mix.com/news/
I'm a blogger
I am cool because I blog
I am cool, as cool as a log
I have a dog and she does not blog
She is dumb, because she’s a dog
I am dapper because I’m a happy slapper
I am dapper, as dapper as a brand new crapper
Poop, poop, pee
-ming mong